Now Middle Children can get at least a little of the attention they need, whenever they need it, wherever they are! Harnessing the power of the world’s most advanced, free downloadable AI technology, computer programmers at the International Middle Child Union IT department have created the first-ever Middle Child app.
Introducing ATTN: PLEASE!!
Now the power to fight Middle Child Syndrome is literally right at your fingertips. When Middle Child Syndrome strikes, just tap any button for instant attention, and hear the kinds of things Middle Children never get to hear -- but their siblings have probably heard countless times! Plus there’s a special bonus button just for Middle Child’s Day.
What a great Middle Child’s Day gift for the Middle Children in your life. Even better because it’s totally FREE!
Download ATTN: PLEASE!! today.
It's way cheaper than therapy.
To send by text or e-mail: tap SHARE APP on home screen, then COPY LINK
Coming soon to the blog:
Limited Edition Middle Child Trading Cards
Middle Child's Day HQ: your one stop for everything Middle Child's Day
PLUS more...
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