THE OFFICIAL BLOG OF THE INTERNATIONAL MIDDLE CHILD UNION
Tuesday, August 6, 2024
Middle Child Masterpiece Theater Names New Inductees
The hallowed halls of Middle Child Masterpiece
Theater are getting more crowded. With the addition of our newest inductees, the
total number of members that have been bestowed this prestigious honor is now 22!
You can see them all at the SmackDab
Channel on Youtube, or celebrate Middle Child's Day with all your favorite TV and movie Middle Children ALL DAY LONG -- binge the NEW Middle Child Masterpiece Theater Marathon super cut!!
The premise of John Hughes’ teen angst classic
is pure Middle Child. It’s Sam’s 16th birthday, but her family is so consumed
with her older sister’s wedding the next day, everyone has completely forgotten
her birthday! It doesn’t get any more Middle Child than that.
A lonely ten
year old longing for friendship forms a psychic connection with a big eyed,
long necked, Reese’s Pieces loving alien. Of course the kid’s a Middle Child!
While not the title character, maybe Elliot can lay claim to top billing since
his initials are also E.T? Can’t blame a MidKid for trying.
She’s been called everything from “a
classic Middle Child” to “an Edwardian Jan Brady.” But mostly, she’s just
called “Poor Edith.” Lost in the shadow of her older sister, Lady Mary, and outshined
by the energetic spirit of her younger (and departed) sister, Lady Sybil, Lady
Edith manages to take low self esteem to new depths.
To say Leonard had issues with the way
he was parented would be an understatement. His neuroscientist/psychiatrist
mother once humiliated him by making him give back a ribbon at a science
fair. She always conducted tests on him, like sending him on an
Easter egg hunt without hiding any eggs just to see how long he would keep
looking. His father was an anthropologist who spent more
time with 2000-year-old skeletons than with Leonard. To compensate for lack of
affection, Leonard built a hugging machine. Instead of celebrating Christmas,
he had to write research papers about it that were returned graded in his
Christmas stocking. He always got C’s.
DON'T FORGET! MIDDLE CHILD'S DAY IS AUGUST 12!!
Coming soon to the blog:
“Middle Child Syndrome? There's an App for That!”
Limited Edition Middle Child Trading Cards
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