A team of research historians, funded by the International Middle Child Union, have discovered a remarkable piece of Middle Child memorabilia. Hidden deep in the bowels of an abandoned warehouse at an undisclosed location, they have unearthed the only known copy of the never published “Middle Child Digest” magazine. Originally slated to make its debut decades ago, publication was halted due to lack of interest. Not surprisingly, it was all but forgotten about until now.
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Birth order conspiracy theorists (a.k.a. Middle Children) have long believed a cabal of entitled first-borns and pampered last-borns not only pirated the only remaining copy, but swore a secret oath to make sure it never saw the light of day. This only proves what Middle Children have always suspected: that our oldest and youngest siblings have made it their life's mission to deny us the opportunity to receive attention however and whenever possible. Efforts that, I might add, continue to this day.
Sadly, with great success.
But in an ironic twist, the Middle Child is getting the last laugh.
Even though “Middle Child Digest” was never able to sell even a single copy, it is still “The World’s Leading Magazine for Middle Children”-- because it was the world’s only magazine for Middle Children.
So, ha!
Take that!!
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