Thursday, February 7, 2019

The Greatest Middle Child Love of All

     As Valentine’s Day approaches, it seems only fitting that we pay tribute to one of the greatest Middle Child love stories of all time. The bromance between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un is about as unlikely as a pussy-grabbing, xenophobic, self-tanning NYC real-estate developer getting elected President of the United States. But there you go.
     How these one-time fierce foes fell hair over heels and into each other’s nuclear arms is a mystery of modern day diplomacy. I’ll bet these two war hawks turned love birds can hardly wait until they meet at their next “summit” (nudge nudge, wink wink). And certainly nobody wants to see what happens if they ever have lover’s quarrel.
     So how could someone not make a major motion picture about this long distance love-fest?
     Oh wait, maybe someone already has...

New Trump/Kim Mid Kid Valentine’s Day cards.

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