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Friday, December 25, 2015

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MIDDLE CHILD NITE BEFORE CHRISTMAS/MIDDLE CHILD BOWL: Beloit, WI - WBEL/AM

MIDDLE CHILD PRES. CANDIDATES: Denver, CO - KHOW/AM

MID KID VALENTINE'S DAY: Las Cruces, NM - KMVR/FM

MID KID HOLIDAYS: Minneapolis, MN - WCCO/AM; Indianpolis, IN - WIBC/FM

HALLOWEEN/OCCUPY MID KID'S DAY: Indianpolis, IN - WIBC/FM; Congressman Ron Kind Endorsement: Lacrosse, WI - WLFN/AM; Lacrosse, WI - WLFN/AM;

MIDDLE CHILD'S DAY: ; ABC Radio News; Las Vegas, NV -KLUC/FM; Portland, OR - KXL/FM; Oklahoma City, OK - KTOK/AM; St. Cloud, MN - WJON/AM; Pittsburgh, PA - KDKA/AM; Seattle, WA - KIRO/FM; Lacrosse, WI - WLFN/AM; Milwaukee, WI - WTMJ/AM; Racine, WI - WRJN/AM; Traverse City, MI - WTCM/AM; Indianapolis, IN - WIBC/FM; Lafayette, LA - KPEL/FM; Las Cruces, NM - KMVR/FM;

MIDDLE CHILD APPRECIATION NIGHT: Lowell Spinners - WCAP/AM Nashua, NH; River City Rascals - KSSZ/FM Columbia, MO; Appalachian League - WFHG/FM Bristol, VA; Ft. Myers Miracle - WFWN/FM Ft. Myers, FL; Acadiana Cane Cutters - KPEL/FM Lafayette, LA

MIDDLE CHILD'S DAY PREVIEW: Lacrosse, WI - WLFN/AM; Indianapolis, IN - WIBC/FM; Racine, WI - WRJN/AM;

FATHER'S DAY: Milwuakee, WI - WTMJ/AM; Lafayette, LA - KPEL/FM; Indianapolis, IN - WIBC/FM

INDY 500: Las Cruces, NM - KMVR/FM; Lafayette, LA - KPEL/FM; Indianapolis, IN - WIBC/FM

MID KID EASTER: Indianapolis, IN - WIBC/FM; Lafayette, LA - KPEL/FM; Las Cruces, NM - KMVR/FM

MIDDLE LEAGUE BASEBALL: Indianapolis, IN - WIBC/FM; Milwuakee, WI - WTMJ/AM

ST. PATRICK'S DAY : Indianapolis, IN - WIBC/FM

ACADEMY AWARDS: Milwuakee, WI - WTMJ/AM; Indianapolis, IN - WIBC/FM

VALENTINE'S DAY: Las Cruces, NM - KMVR/FM

OLYMPIC CURLING CRUSADE: Jacksonville, FL - WTLV/NBC-TV; Indianapolis, IN - WIBC/FM; Las Cruces, NM - KMVR/FM

MIDDLE CHILD SYNDROME BOWL: Indianapolis, IN - WIBC/FM; Las Cruces, NM - KMVR/FM

MIDDIE AWARDS: Lafayette, LA - KPEL/AM

CHRISTMAS EVE: Pensacola, FL - WNRP/AM; Las Cruces, NM - KMVR/FM; Racine, WI - WRJN/AM

THANKSGIVING: Milwuakee, WI - WTMJ/AM; Las Cruces, NM - KMVR/FM

MIDDLE CHILD PARTY: Denver, CO - KHOW/AM; Bellingham, WA - KGMI/AM

MID KID STRIKE: Cedar Rapids, IA - KWWL/TV; Charlotte, NC - WCNC/TV; Cincinatti, OH - WLW/AM; Des Moines, IA - WOW/FM; Findlay, OH - WBVI-FM ; Fredericksburg, VA - WFLS/FM ; Houston, TX -KTRH/AM, KTBZ/FM; Las Cruces, NM - KMVR/FM ; Lafayette, LA - KPEL/AM, KATC/TV; Los Angeles, CA - KHHT/FM; Morgantown, WV - WVAQ/FM; Pensacola, FL - WNRP/AM ; Phoenix, AZ - KPHO-TV ; Philadelphia, PA - WOGL/FM ; Pittsburgh, PA - KDKA/AM, WBZZ/FM; Portland, OR - KGW/TV; Racine, WI - WRJN/AM; Reading, PA - WEEU/AM; Seattle, WA - NWCN/TV; Sioux City, IA - KTIV/TV; Spokane, WA - KREM/TV; Springfield, IL - WYMG/FM; St. Louis, MO - KXFN/AM; Tampa, FL - WBTP/FM; Topeka, KS - WIBW/AM; Waco, TX - KWKT/TV; Washington D.C. - WTOP/FM; Toronto, ONT - CFRB/AM; Victoria, BC - KOOL/FM; The Herald Sun (Australia); iVillage.com; MSN; Relevant Magazine; UPI; The Miami Herald; The Sun Sentinel; The Bergen Record; The Syracuse Post Standard; The Staten Island Advance; The Columbus Ledger Enquirer; Jezebel; The Epoch Times; Vanity Fair; OMGGhana; The Today Show; The Post-Searchlight

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