Thursday, August 4, 2022

The 2022 Middle Child's Day Gift Guide

          Curating a collection of Middle Child’s Day gift ideas is getting harder by the
year. I mean, it’s not like there’s a plethora of providers. I’d like to be able to blame the pandemic, or supply chain issues, or high gas prices. But it’s most likely because so few people even know that August 12 is Middle Child’s Day! After all, it’s hard to manufacture gifts for a holiday you don’t even know exists. Still, I’m no quitter, so I gave it my best shot.
DRESS THE PART: There may be a dearth of diverse Middle Child’s Day gift ideas, but there never seems to be a shortage of Middle Child tee-shirts. Select a “Dog-poop” design from Redbubble, a “Forgotten Child” selection from Amazon, and there’s always a huge array of Middle Child apparel and more at the Smack Dab Shop, including the all new International Middle Child Union 10th Anniversary tee.
MIDDLE CHILD MUNCHIES: You can’t go wrong with your basic Middle Child Chocolate Bar, available at It’Sugar locations. Or for a really special Middle Child’s Day treat, order a top quality, delicious baked treat from “The Middle Child,” an artisan bakery located in Dublin, Ireland. Better yet, make it a really special treat, and take your Middle Child to Ireland to pick out their favorite!!
MY 1ST MIDDLE CHILD’S DAY: Yeah, more Middle Child tee-shirts, but these are specially made for those poor souls who just got demoted from the cherished ranks of the youngest child. Available at Walmart.
WELCOME TO THE CLUB: What better gift for those stuck in the middle than a Middle Child sticker!? Now it's easier than ever to stick it to your favorite Middle Child. I'm sure it wouldn’t be the first time. Buy them on Etsy
With lyrics like this, it’s obvious why Wisconsin born and raised singer-songwriter Matthew Davies makes this year’s list.  
“Look up look down it’s the Middle Child. 
Not quite as smart as his brother Niles. 
Not nearly as tough as his sister. 
Why? Oh... He’s the Middle Child.” 
You can buy his album, “Middle Child” on Bandcamp.
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