The Greatest Middle Child Movies Never Made.

          It's that time of year again -- Oscar-mania is sweeping the country! It's in that spirit we present, for your consideration, "The Best of MidKid Remakes."

Coming Wednesday: "What if You Held an Awards Show, and Nobody Came?"

Life ain't easy when
you're the Middle Coen brother.

Piss off a Middle Child,
and watch what happens next!

A spy gets blamed for things he
didn't do. Sound familiar?

When you can't be the favorite,
you take what you can get.

To anonymity and beyond!

This is what happens when
a Middle Child goes nuclear!

A Middle Child Mermaid yearns to be
more than an aquatic afterthought.

Sometimes, second best is the
best you can be.