Wednesday, January 8, 2014

International Middle Child Union to Announce 2014 Middie Award Winners!

Oscars Schmoscars!
Who needs the Golden Globes!?
We've got the Middie Awards -- our annual tribute to attention-seeking, Middle Child-ish behavior. You don't have to be a Middle Child to win a Middie. Birth order aside, this year's nominees have reached the pinnacle in publicity seeking. There almost isn't anything they won't do to get noticed. They are true masters in the art of drawing attention to themselves.
Find out who will get the finger -- the prestigious Golden Middle Finger statuette -- right here on the blog, on January 15th, the middle of the month!
Stay tuned...

1 comment:

  1. Can I nominate the NSA? They seem to want to be in the middle of everything!


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