What the Well-Dressed Middle Child is Wearing



It's not my fault...

Overlooked...

Warning...

Middle Sister

          They say "You are what you wear." Of course, for too many Middle Children, that really means you are what your older sibling wore – but not anymore! Our Smack Dab fashion editors searched far and wide to discover the latest in Middle Child fashions. (Okay, I went to Zazzle and CaféPress and found some tee-shirts. I was just trying to dress it up a bit.)
          These are fashions only a Middle Child would be caught dead in. Wait a minute, that didn’t come out right. I mean, these are fashions that only a Middle Child could pull off. There, that’s better. After all, if you're going to be a Middle Child, you might as well dress the part!

(Smack Dab does not make one red cent from the sale of these tee-shirts. Zero. Zilch. Nada.)